I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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