I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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