He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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