Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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