i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I am naked and annoyed.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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