Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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