I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
