grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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