so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
