Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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