you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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