No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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