I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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