But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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