I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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