Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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