Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is Oprah even human
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize