we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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