Me too!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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