just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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