Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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