i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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