That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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