my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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