physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
