Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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