Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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