This girl is more easily done than said...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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