Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
