she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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