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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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