Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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