he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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