U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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