i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Dick very happy bro
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