it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish I only lived at night.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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