She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
