I'm so fucking centered right now
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
