are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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