is your mom at the bar?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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