the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
this just has baby written all over it
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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