Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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