the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The struggles of a small town man whore
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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