Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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