Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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