How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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