i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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