I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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