why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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