I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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